Since I’m “the Sex at Dawn guy,” people often assume I’m an expert on non-traditional relationship dynamics. Whether that’s true or not, my friends will tell you that I’m entirely capable of casually tossing an anecdote about primate penis morphology into any conversation — often with devastatingly awkward results. In any case, given the rapidly increasing popularity of what people are calling “ethical non-monogamy,” (ENM), I thought I’d share a few thoughts about mistakes I see people making in this area. So here’s a partial list of what, in my opinion, ENM is not:
A license to lie to yourself or others. This one pisses me off because I’ve heard from countless people (mostly women) that their partner cheated on them and then held up their copy of Sex at Dawn as an excuse: “It’s not my fault, baby. This book proves that monogamy isn’t natural!” Bullshit. While we argued in Sex at Dawn that our species is clearly not sexually monogamous by nature, this doesn’t mean that lying to someone who trusts you is any less despicable. In Sex at Dawn, Cacilda and I were arguing for honesty and understanding, not for selfishness or deceit.
A way to save a dying relationship. Things feeling a bit stale and repetitive? Unresolved issues with your partner? Finding it difficult to keep avoiding that unavoidable conflict? It happens. But bringing someone else into the relationship to spice it up is precisely the worst possible move for everyone involved.
The last thing you need is more distraction. You need to be facing what’s going on, not finding new ways to ignore it. And the last thing the other person needs is to get sucked into the quicksand of an unhappy, dysfunctional dynamic. Look for a good therapist, not a unicorn.
A superior relationship style. So you’re poly. You live in Portland (or Austin, or Sedona, or Seattle). You drink shade-grown, hand-picked, sustainably-packaged coffee that’s locally roasted by a guy named Iván (pronounced: eeVAN, not Ivan) who has pierced eyebrows and an ironically waxed mustache. Cool. But take it from “the Sex at Dawn guy,” when I say you’re no better than anyone else, and your holier-than-thou vibe is fucking annoying. Stop trying to push people into non-monogamy by insinuating that they’re less evolved if they’re not into it. The “right” ways to arrange relationships promote growth, respect and dignity for everyone involved. That can take many shapes, ranging from orgiastic hedonism to straight-up monogamy. No relationship configuration is inherently better than any other, as long as everyone is where they want to be. So get off your polyamory high horse before you get thrown and trampled.
A path to or expression of enlightenment. (See #3.) Honesty is the path to wisdom. As Shakespeare put it long ago:
This above all: to thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man (or woman).
A way to simplify your life or a way to avoid communication. Folks who think non-monogamy will make things simpler are probably thinking they can get away from difficult conversations if things just shift into a more sexual, less intimate vibe. But that’s not how it works. Whatever form of non-monogamy you’re going to get into, it’s going to require MORE, not less communication. Even if you’re intentionally avoiding intimacy by just going to swinger’s parties with your partner with zero intention to develop friendships with the people you meet there, you’re going to have to go deeper with your partner in order to handle the jealousies, insecurities and other fears that will inevitably emerge. More people + more situations + more insecurities = more communication. There’s no way around it.
That’s enough from me, though I’m sure I’ll write about this again. I’d love to read your comments and other mistakes you think I should discuss in a future post.
Hey Chris! We met at a panel in NYC a number of years ago and I thought your conversation was very engaging and I agree with all you have written here except #4. Im not saying it is a path to enlightenment but I will say that it can be. What I learned about myself through a non-monogamous relationship with a woman who was on the panel with you, was far beyond anything I could have learned about myself without the sharp knife into my soul that non-monogamy provided. I even recently wrote a book about it titled 'Seek the Risk: One mans journey into non-monogamy' . I guess I wouldn't say I'm enlightened now but I will say my quality of life is far better than it was before the relationship, even though I decided that non-monogamous style of relationship wasn't for me. Anyway, just wanted to say hi, get a shamelss book plug in, and add a perspective to the conversation. I do hope our paths cross again in the future.
Aloha Chris & the Tangentials,
When we all gonna meet in Kona ?
Room for 30+ on the boat...
Thx for putting Sex at Dawn on Kindle Unlimited.
Interview Huberman. You could help him come to terms with his need for non-mongamy.
Still waiting on another Cacilda iinterview
Loved the Mercenary in India story. Write a screenplay this Winter.
Liked the interview on Sex Nerd.
Please ask Rogan how one may listen to the Dan Savage episode ( 512 ) One of many Spotify has removed.
Big thx for all your work.
1 pod episode a week is great. 2 is better.